Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Best time to read ULYSSES

When one is dizzy with the flu.

It makes more sense.

If I had the bird flu, I daresay I'd be completely enlightened, and would die with some contentment, for I had conquered ULYSSES.

BTW, I know I don't have bird flu, because I don't have its primary symptom, an urge to poop on car windshields.

1 Comments:

Blogger M. G. Tarquini said...

Glad to hear it wasn't bird flu. You may be onto something with the notion that one needs mental impairment in order to truly grasp Ulysses. Keeping your bar well-stocked may aid in keeping that open and enlightened state.

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