Sunday, June 18, 2006

A momentous moment

Folks, this is the moment we’ve all been waiting for…after weeks of anticipation…the morning's agonizing wait...I've just received word Richard Lewis will any moment now enter...yes, the door opens and it's Richard, it's definitely Richard this time. He idles towards the desk...wait, is he going to the bathroom? Don't tell me he's going to...no, no he's definitely approaching the desk, he stops and looks down at the book, and he’s…and he’s, he’s picking it up, he’s definitely picking it up. Not only that he’s actually flipping the pages! He’s flipping the pages, folks! Oh the tension is nearly unbearable and yes yes! he’s doing it, folks, he’s actually doing it, HE’S READING ULYSSES!!! HE’S READING ULYSSES!!!!!

2 Comments:

Blogger K Cutter said...

Hasn't it been a year yet? Maybe you need to add a clause: If not finished in one year, will throw into the pit of Mount Yasur. Free yourself, Richard! Free yourself!

7:09 PM  
Blogger M. G. Tarquini said...

Will you provide a synopsis. A really, really short synopsis? Just enough so I can sound intelligent at cocktail parties.

3:37 AM  

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